serketshadesofblue:

noobomi:

Test Subject— There you are.

Looking for some loose fitting leg wear to carry out further experimentation? Look no further! These comfy pants are perfect for all encounters with life-threatening test chambers!

Women’s

Men’s

Note: The Women’s version lacks pockets!!

A+ for the pockets warning. 

(via agent--alaska)


xweetox:

If you refuse to raise a male child in the future, you are the problem.

If you say “die cis scum” instead of making an effort for actual equality, you are the problem.

If you refuse to listen to a doctor, someone who has years of medical training, about your health situation because they are ‘fat shaming’ you, you are the problem.

If you choose to disrespect someone else due to the bullshit excuse of ‘priviledge’, you are the problem.

(via doubleohmogar)


science-of-fandom-deduction:

fuckyeahloldemort:

do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole

Every day.

(via sherlockslovelygirl)


letsplaytheend:

checkmater:

you know what roman torchwick’s semblance is??????
GETTING AWAY IN AIRSHIPS ALL THE FREAKING TIME
ANYTIME ANYWHERE

I wonder if his semblance is actually luck?


basebasebasebasebaseknowledge:

There’s just something really magical about the voice acting in this piece of dialogue

(via micoovav)


crystallinekid:

life hack to get kissed: use a microwave sized teleporter to decapitate yourself and send your own head to the object of your affections.


skullspeare:

chriskaevil:

DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship

and marvel is somehow still grinding DC’s face into the dust

(via skellyscoo)


stopirwin:

i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests

i don’t

(via agent--alaska)


thewhoopingblob:

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

being a transman makes tampon purchases 47386% less anxiety-inducing because they never think they’re for me


consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

(via bburnie)